how to sucker a trucker

Who invented showing off?  Who invented flashing your bling, spending vast sums to flaunt, dazzle, and to grab attention?  And hopefully to get sex?  Was it greedy capitalists?  Was it the rich trying to suck blood and money from the masses?  Was it the advertising industry trying to shove consumerism down the throats of the proletariat?  No, it was plants. As